Your First Program

tl;dr: Nostalgia is fun!

Introduction:

I recently started a podcast, called “Computing... there I was!”, in which I interview people who have been working in computers and software for a long time. I’m interested in hearing the stories of how they got started and how they adapted as the technology changed.

While talking to everyone, I remembered an essay I wrote long time ago titled “Do you remember your first program?”. It was fun to read it again, and it is reproduced below.

Do you remember your first program?

(first published in December 2006)

The other day we were sitting at lunch reminiscing about how we got started in programming. Every person present had a different story. Here is the story of my first program.

It was the mid-seventies, also known as the Jurasic era of computing, and I was in college taking a physics class. I needed science courses for my future B.S. (Bachelors of Science) degree, so I took physics because I wanted to avoid chemistry. In the physics class we did occasional labs and our professor wanted us to write a computer program to process lab results.

Just to set the stage for the computing technology at the time remember there were no PCs. I had just gotten my first calculator, wich cost $40, not a small sum in the 70s. The calculator had a red LED display and only provided four operations: +, -, * and /. No square root. In fact I learned to use Newton’s method to extract square roots by hand. Mind you, my physics professor could do computations and estimates in his head faster than I could type them on my calculator.

In any case after one of the labs, he wrote some gibbrish on the board (starting with “//JOB “) and told us to get some punch cards, and go to the computing center and write and run a program. The program in question was to read seven numbers from its input and print the average. The programming language we were to use was called FORTRAN.

Step one was to buy blank punch cards at the college book store. They were sold in batches of 100. The I had to find the compuer center with the keypunch machines. A kepunch machine was a desk size thing with a typewriter keyboard and an elaborate mechanism for feeding in blank cards. Each letter you typed was encoded in a column of what seem like random holes in the card. If your particular machine had decent printing ribbon in place the character was also shown on the top. The funny thing was that it was hard to see what it was you were typing, so it was easy to make a mistake. Of course, you couldn’t fix the card – can’t fill in the holes – so a card was wasted and you had to start over.

Once you keypunched you program and the magical control cards that went in front of it, you brought your deck to the RJE – Remote Job Entry – station and handed your card deck though a window to a student employed at the computer center to be read in. He or she would do it immediately and hand you your deck back. The computer would attempt to run job later. The output, a folded print out, would be put on some shelves when it eventually came out.

Nobody told me that if you make a mistake in the control cards (JCL JOB card for you old timers) no output will be generated. So after having my deck read in I hunged out around the computer center wating for results. When nothig came out after what seemed like a reasonable time, I asked for help from one of the local “hackers”. He quickly identified my JCL error and told me how to fix it.

This eventually worked and I got my first program to run and print out a weird looking answer (things like: 000102E02 or some such).

So, what was your first program?